August 2010 News Archive

Britney Spears will appear on the Sept 28 episode of Glee and Glee creator Ryan Murphy and Glee stars Lea Michele and Kevin McHale loved her! Lea said: "She was so professional. She is very, very sweet, and she was very well prepared. She looked incredible. She's so tiny!"

Michele says Spears, 28, was "great to work with. It was one of those things where you go to work and you're like, 'I can't believe we're doing this!' 

Glee creator Ryan Murphy said that Britney played some songs from her upcoming album, "which is really amazing. It's sort of a return to the sort of Britney dance stuff. There are some great, great singles on that album. I was really happy for her. I feel like she is coming back in a big way."

And Kevin McHale, who plays the kid in the wheelchair, says, "She was super nice and willing to try whatever Ryan wanted her to do. I can't say what she did, but I can't wait for people to see it. I think it's going to be great."

Britney has been in the business for decades and the only thing I ever hear anyone say about her is that she's "so sweet." That's from what I've heard and read in the media and what people who've met her and hung out with her have told me. Yet another reason why I'm on Team Britney. Do I sound like a fan?

Mike Sorrentino's career is blowing up like some grenades in a war zone. He's one of the most famous reality TV stars around right now and his appearance on Dancing With the Stars will only get him more exposure and offers.

Mike is already at a disadvantage due to a scheduling conflict with Jersey Shore and DWTS. Still, the former personal trainer is excited to shake those pecs.

“I’m going to lose a couple days practice, but I don’t mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me.”  

The Sitch says that he's reserved a ticket to the show for Pauly D and Snooki. He also says that he was nearly speechless when asked to compete. “It’s pretty unbelievable for me to be on one of the biggest shows on MTV to one of the biggest shows on TV."

I'm happy for him and I'm glad that Pauly D will be there alongside Snooki to support him. That's what it's all about, doing well for yourself and bringing your deserving friends and family along for the ride.

I'm voting for Mike for sure so that my votes will help to get Bristol off the show.

Though she's rocked a number of weird looks in her time, Lady Gaga apparently has no interest in trying to make chemo-bald sexy.

Apparently, Gaga is so afraid of getting cancer that she won't go anywhere near a cellphone.

Female First reports, "There have been various studies suggesting that mobile phone use can increase your risk of developing cancer and even though there's no firm evidence, it really freaked her out. She's now insisting that whenever she makes a call, one of her team keys the number into her phone, then holds it up to her face, so when she speaks, it isn't too close to her head."

Hey, we all have our quirks, and Lady G has, like, every quirk. Cancer is some scary sh*t, but I'd be more understanding of Gaga's paranoia, were it not for the fact that b*tch smokes cigarettes!

Never mind her "occasional" cocaine use; you can't freak about cellphones, which are probably perfectly safe unless you're doing 90 on the freeway while texting, when you do something that DEFINITELY causes cancer and kills a bajillion people a year.

Gaga's not photographed smoking very often, so she may just light up on occasion, but still. If you're gonna be a health freak, do it right!

New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes' sex tape has made its way to the internet! Someone emailed Deadspin, asking for $1,500 for the footage. The website turned him down and then the tape surfaced on WorldStarHipHop hours later.

In the video, a naked man is seen with a scantily clad woman in what is said to be a hotel room. The two proceed to engage in oral sex. According to Deadspin's emailer, the man does more than showcase himself to his Chatroulette partner -- he also communicates via the written word. "let's play don't be shy" and "you make me wanna like your p---y," he allegedly writes.

It isn't confirmed that the man in the tape is Brandon, but the dude in the tape has the same tattoos he does, so...

Brandon was drafted in the second round of the 2010 NFL Draft. He should begin playing for the Patriots this season. Great way to start your professional career, Brandon!

This Brandon dude's not hawt so I didn't watch the tape.

We all saw this one coming. After much speculation about Bethenny possibly quitting then not being asked back, then signing back on, Mrs. Jason Hoppy confirms that she's done with the Real Housewives of New York City.

Bethenny Frankel says, “Last season was scary and painful. It took all of the joy out of it. My gut’s saying not to be part of this cast."

Bethenny was feuding with Jill Zarin last season and she was the systematic bullying victim of Kelly Bensimon, who was convinced that Bethenny wanted to kill her.

Zarin, 46, bad-mouthed Frankel to their castmates - and even tried to get some not to film with her (she has since apologized). Frankel -- who welcomed daughter Bryn in May with husband Jason Hoppy -- tells Us she doesn't "see any reason to go back."

Bethenny's show Bethenny Getting Married? is a ratings hit for Bravo and her empire continues to explode. She will be missed on the RHONYC, that's for sure. I'd wish her good luck, but it's not like she needs it. The second season of Bethenny's show just may do better than the RHONYC this season and her fans may no longer tune into the Real Housewives of New York?!

Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she's going after the Olsen twins, who don't even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn't have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley's name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem's "The Way You Lie" video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel were spotted separately in Manhattan this week. Tiger was trying to lay low; Rachel was cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame.

The world's most famous man whore was seen moving into a swanky condo in lower Manhattan over the weekend. The ease with which Tiger found a new bachelor pad highlights the advantages of wealth, fame, and being a man, as his mistress, Rachel Uchitel, was recently sent packing by an Upper East Homeowners Association, due to her involvement in the high-profile cheating scandal. Bit of a double standard, don't ya think? Maybe Rachel should grow a penis and learn to swing a golf club.

Uchitel, meanwhile, was seen visiting Ground Zero with Dr. Drew for an upcoming episode of Celebrity Rehab. Apparently, Rachel's fiancee was killed in the 9/11 attacks and Dr. Douche thought visiting the big hole in the ground would help with her therapy. That's incredibly sad, and might help to explain why Rachel's a little effed-up these days, but it doesn't mean that she's actually addicted to anything and it certainly doesn't make Dr. Drew any less of an opportunistic a-hole.

Well, hopefully Tiger and Rachel kept their distance from one another while they were both in NYC. She's already hanging out with Dr. Drew, she doesn't need any more dicks in her life.

Lady Gaga has a svelte and curvy figure and she's always flaunting it with every opportunity that she gets. Being on the cover of Vanity Fair was just another excuse for Gaga to get nekkid, which is fine. I like when she distracts us from her face with her bod.

The talented and professional singer and attention whore told Vanity Fair that she uses cocaine "occasionally" because she knew it would make headlines. If that wasn't enough to get people to buy the issue, Gaga also posed topless on one of her three Vanity Fair magazine covers.

I love all of the photospread pics she took, which we've posted below. Jump in and enjoy!

Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession on Friday in Las Vegas and the heiress will be facing felony drug charges. Nice!!!!

It all went down like so: Paris was a passenger in the Escalade her boyfriend, Cy Waits, was trying to stunt in and marijuana smoke was coming outta the windows. Genius. A police officer pulled up alongside the Escalade and smelled the pot. He saw Paris trying to roll up her window and he made them pull over.

Paris, who was on a crowded Vegas street, became embarrassed by the spectacle as Cy was being arrested for driving while under the influence of the ganja. Paris then asks for her lip balm, which was in her purse. She also says that she needs to go to the bathroom - simply because she wanted to get away from the gawkers and possibly flush her stash down the toilet.

When Paris goes for her lip balm in HER PURSE, .8 grams of cocaine falls from her bag and into the police officer's hands. Who would have their coke fall into a cop's hands, none other than a cokehead! Paris must have been wasted outta her mind to do such dumb sh*t.

Paris panics!

She says that the purse isn't hers. Paris told the cop the $1,300 cash was hers but "several cosmetic items in the purse were not hers." When asked about the cocaine Paris said "she had not seen it but now thought it was gum." But the purse contains her ID and all her cards and sh*t so she then says “It is my purse but someone was in possession of it earlier.” Which really leaves me clueless.

Mystery cokehead gets to use Paris' purse and mystery cokehead forgets to take out the drug that she needs to get by each day and leaves it with Paris?

As we reported yesterday, Snooki's boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, is a moron who somehow thought it would be a good idea to propose to his girlfriend of two weeks by popping the question on a magazine cover. Surprise! He was wrong.

Snooks probably responded to the proposal in her usual fashion - by climbing into a bottle of tequila - but her publicist cleared the air and put Jeffy in his place.

"Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated," the publicist said in a statement. "She is single with no immediate plans to change that."

Not only is she not engaged, she's single! Harsh for Jeff. Funny for the rest of us.

This all comes on the heels of a whole lotta bad rumors about Jeff. Just earlier today, Radar Online reported that Jeff used to frequent swingers clubs and quoted an anonymous friend of his who describes him as a fame-obsessed aspiring actor who's just using Snooks for some free publicity.

Despite, how she sometimes comes across on TV, Snooki is actually no idiot and I think it's safe to say she and Jeff are dunzo. She'd be wise to keep her distance from this douche. He's sleazy even by Jersey Shore standards.