Big Brother Contestant Lane Practices Self Love, Masturbated On The Live Feed

August 17th, 2010 5:56 PM by Snarky
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This is one reason I could never be on Big Brother. You don't even get any privacy to rub one out if you need to! According to Jezebel, Big Brother house guest Lane has learned this the hard way.

Big Brother Lane Picture

Last night in the Big Brother house, a male house guest, Lane, very stoically rubbed one out in the shower. We caught the entire 90-second spectacular on the live feeds. Enjoy!

Earlier in the evening, the guys in the house were swapping sex stories. It must've worked Lane up into a lather of horniness to which he needed to attend. I like how he's pretending that he's cleaning his ear, so as not to arouse the suspicions of the cameras. I also like how he rinses off his right hand when he's done. Afterward, his buddy Hayden came in and said, "You're in the clear, man." Lane said, "You were supposed to tell me before!" I guess Hayden was supposed to make sure it was a safe time for Lane to jerk it, but Lane couldn't wait long enough for the go ahead.

It's absolutely hysterical watching him act like he's cleaning his ears (uh, where's the Q-Tip?) while he takes care of his business. If you're interested in watching Lane wake up his trouser snake, click here!

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2 Comments

  1. Snarky
    August 18th, 2010 8:02 PM

    Mr. G, you're a trip!

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal
    August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM

    I love Big Brother. I am in a pool with like 20 people (10 each) to see if we picked the winner from episode one. My person is still in the running. I must say that Lane is my dream man. He is husky, meaty but not ripped like a juice head (Sorry Jersey Shore) and he is funny as hell. When I watched this video I mimicked him at the same time. It was so magical to share that moment with my reality lover!! OMG...best thing I have seen all year!

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