Jessica Simpson has found herself an unemployed married man and she can't help herself from flaunting her new f*ckship nonstop. Jessica posted the picture below on her Twitter account with the following message: Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie...me not lookin' so smart...:) but YUM!

In related news, Jessica's mom "couldn't believe how affectionate" Jessica and Eric were last Wednesday. Jess and Eric "made out a few times" in front of Jessica's mom Tina while on a dinner date in New York. Such a gentleman.

Also, Eric is cool with being a stay at home boyfriend. Eric has pulled out of the two-year business program at the University of Pennsylvania’s prestigious Wharton school to remain in L.A. with the 30-year-old singer. "He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together."'

Eric is studying from The University of Suga Mama right now; there's no need to spend any money you don't have on classes when you're getting paid to have sex with a desperate chick who is making you famous. Team Eric!