Heidi Montag Lesbian Sex Tape With Karissa Shannon Exists

Spencer Pratt said "You cannot turn off the Speidi machine" and we've all known that all along, right? Now Spencer's trying to sell Heidi Montag sex tapes, one of which includes lesbian lovin' with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.

As for Karissa Shannon -- she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she's not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue the pants off him.

If I didn't think that this story was part of Speidi's master plan, I would say that Spencer's attempt to sell Heidi's sex tapes is the very definition of karma - remember Spencer made up a story that her ex-BFF Lauren Conrad filmed a sex tape. Yes, THE Lauren Conrad who told Heidi that she should stay away from Spencer, and now look?! The same thing Spencer did to LC is the same thing he's doing to Heidi!!!!

Spencer is asking Vivid Entertainment for $5 million for his XXX footage of Heidi and Vivid is interested in Heidi's grown folk's business. Spencer and Heidi allegedly met up last Sunday to work things out. Spencer says Heidi must continue to film reality TV shows, or he's selling her sex tapes.

Spencer has an "entire website's" worth of footage, saying, "I will knock Club Jenna out of the water. When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

... Hmmm, yet another clue that Heidi may be secretly co-signing on this - she'll become more famous if she turns to porn. Heidi and Spencer will do anything for fame and they have nothing left to do but release sex tapes. I can't think of anyone else in Hollywood who looks more like a porn star than Heidi does. First a Playboy magazine spread, now some sex videos. Porn is this b*tch's calling. Baby steps.