There's no doubt that Heidi Montag's sex tapes will leak online for free and I'm actually looking forward to watching 'em. But Ms. Montag isn't selling herself out for free, she's selling herself out for the right price.

Spencer Pratt's wife wants to meet with Vivid Entertainment's main pervert Steve Hirsch to talk about how much stacks she will make from her porn flicks.

Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian's sex tape -- which was also released through Vivid -- because Heidi may be interested in working out a "back-end deal" if Steve can't offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.

Hirsch told us he's leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week.

Yep! The 'Speidi master plan' is moving along smoothly and I hope these sex tapes are released soon. Montana Fishburne said we should all "be more excited" about new porn coming out, and like a horny frat boy, I actually am.