I swear to gawd, when a Speidi story comes out, no matter the site the story is featured on, people comment "Why are we still talking about them?" Because there's still a public interest.

Does Heidi Montag have to tell the world that she wants smaller breasts? NO! She could just get the friggin' surgery and handle her daily business, but no. A press release on Heidi wanting to take out her ridiculous implants was released and Life & Style magazine gave her a magazine cover.

"I'm desperate to go back to normal," she confides to Life & Style. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."

Heidi says that she still has severe pain even though she went under the knife nine months ago. "I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."

Heidi adds that she's looking for a surgeon in South America. She also said, "I feel trapped in my own body." Can you imagine how good Heidi's going to feel when she gets her clown tits out? She's been pregnant in the chest for nine months now!