Jason Trawick and Britney Spears: Kissing in Maui

I am so happy to see that Ms. Britney is getting it in with her agent turned boyfriend Jason Trawick. I've always had my reservations about this couple because Jason looks too clean, like he showers, doesn't have baby mamas, and doesn't speak Ebonics.

I just couldn't fathom dating someone because his penis is daddy approved, but Britney Spears and Jason had some PDA going on, which makes me feel a little better about this arranged f*ckship.

The mother of two sported a teeny bikini and had no problem showing affection for Trawick. At one point, she wrapped her arms and legs around his chiseled chest.

After cooling off in the ocean, the two took to the beach hand-in-hand to soak up some hot Hawaiian sunshine.

Britney has been busting her a*s since she was a young child. I want her to drop a new album already, but I think this just may be her longest break from the business since she was like four. Good for her!

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