Nicole Snooki Polizzi's new boyfriend Jeff Miranda, sounds like he's head over heels for the Snookers and the two haven't even been dating for a month. She's right up his alley because she's short and has long hair, which is what he wants in a woman. Obviously he doesn't have a problem with his dream girl being a lush too.

"We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool a** person, even though she's drunk most of the time. She's a real sweet girl."

"The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her. She honestly has one of the biggest hearts...She is really not how everybody thinks she is."

24-year-old Jeff even gushes about the amazing lip locking sessions and even getting rid of his tongue ring just for her.

"Just kissing her was a rush. Her lips are matched perfectly to mine...I couldn't even explain it. She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [ex] Emilio. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her."

Jeff had filmed an audition tape for Jersey Shore, but tells Us magazine he's not using Snooki for fame, although sources say it's all for fame. He would like to carry on their relationship after Jersey Shore filming has ended.

"I'm going to tell her we can still see each other low key without anybody knowing, we won't do anything on footage. When Jersey Shore is done filming, we start it back up again full force."

Oh hell, he needs to get rid of his hopes and dreams. I'll be amazed if their relationship lasts through Snooki's next menstrual cycle... Or bottle of Crown!