Because he's an old-fashioned, romantical type of guy, Jeff Miranda decided to propose to his girlfriend, Nicole Snooki Polizzi, in the most traditional way possible: on the cover of a magazine!

Jeff got shirtless and greased-up to pop the question to Snooks in the new issue of Steppin' Out magazine. Of course, the issue doesn't come out for two weeks, so he's really proposing all over the internet. It's every girl's dream come true!

"I want us to be together forever," Jeff told Steppin' Out. "I want to pop the question to her. If we got married, we would be the best parents around. She'll be a great mother. Once she deals with the shock, I think she'll say yes. In fact, I know she will."

Sure, Snooki will be a great mom! She's even spent the last few years staying up all night and drinking straight from a bottle to get in the right head space. Is this the same guy who talked publicly about his future fiancee being "drunk most of the time" a couple weeks ago?

In the interview, Jeff also addresses rumors that he's just a grade-A fame whore saying, "People think I'm using her for fame, but that's bullsh*t."

Yeah! That's bullsh*t! This guy loves Snooki so much he proposed to her after just two weeks of dating...shirtless...on the cover of a magazine. Besides, Jeff doesn't need fame. Before he met Snooki, he had a perfectly fulfilling career trying to date other Jersey Shore castmembers.

Well, here's hoping Snooks says yes so that she and Jeff can start cranking out those babies. I can't wait for Jersey Shore: The Next Generation!