Having already solved all the rest of the world's problems, conservative pundit Bill O'Reilly has decided to go on the offensive against Jennifer Aniston who, as we all know, is more dangerous than Al-Qaeda and herpes combined.

Last week on his show, Bill-O voiced his objections to Jen's views on single motherhood, stating, "She's throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, 'Hey, you don't need a guy! You don't need a dad!' That's destructive to our society."

Yesterday, Jen fired back with a series of disses, a burn, and even an Oh no she di'int, saying, "Many women dream of finding Prince Charming, but for those who've not yet found their Bill O'Reilly, I'm just glad science has provided a few other options."

Me-ow! Ladies, put those claws away before someone gets hurt.

O'Reilly's a first-class douche who's just looking to pick a fight to drive up ratings. Hoepfully, Jen ends things there, instead of stooping to this jack-ass's level.

Look, Bill, the whole world has been tip-toeing around Jennifer Aniston's feelings for a long time now and we don't need you to ruin it. You can hear her biological clock ticking from China, but no one's about to put a baby in the Maniston womb anytime soon. Sad, but true. So go back to convincing old people that Obama was born in Antarctica and leave Jen Jen alone, like every other guy in the world. Thanks.