Karissa Shannon's Boyfriend: 'I Want To Fight Spencer Pratt'

Playboy centerfold and soon-to-be Heidi Montag sex tape co-star, Karissa Shannon has a boyfriend who works as an angry black dude in his spare time. Said angry black dude, Sam Jones III, is pissed that his girl will soon be seen scissoring Heidi all over the intrawebs. He's so pissed in fact, that he decided to challenge Spencer Pratt to a fight.    

"Spencer Pratt's name keeps coming up, so I talked to my girl last night and this is what we're going to do," Sam told Radar Online. "Spencer, I'm challenging you to a fight. We're gonna do it in a cage, man to man, keep it legal and I'm gonna whoop your a*s."

Jones went on to say he'll donate the proceeds from the fight to charity - because he pretty much has to say that - and if Spencer loses, his punishment will be a shaved head. Sure, why not?

What happened to the days of just punching somebody in the face when they pissed you off? Now it's all cage fights and charity boxing matches. It doesn't really matter who wins, because if this fight takes place, both Sam and Spencer will become slightly more famous, which is all they really want, anyway.

Maybe these two should release their own dude-on-dude sex tape. That would really get people talking.