Though she's rocked a number of weird looks in her time, Lady Gaga apparently has no interest in trying to make chemo-bald sexy.

Apparently, Gaga is so afraid of getting cancer that she won't go anywhere near a cellphone.

Female First reports, "There have been various studies suggesting that mobile phone use can increase your risk of developing cancer and even though there's no firm evidence, it really freaked her out. She's now insisting that whenever she makes a call, one of her team keys the number into her phone, then holds it up to her face, so when she speaks, it isn't too close to her head."

Hey, we all have our quirks, and Lady G has, like, every quirk. Cancer is some scary sh*t, but I'd be more understanding of Gaga's paranoia, were it not for the fact that b*tch smokes cigarettes!

Never mind her "occasional" cocaine use; you can't freak about cellphones, which are probably perfectly safe unless you're doing 90 on the freeway while texting, when you do something that DEFINITELY causes cancer and kills a bajillion people a year.

Gaga's not photographed smoking very often, so she may just light up on occasion, but still. If you're gonna be a health freak, do it right!