Levi Johnston For Mayor!

 

Attention seeking slut Levi Johnston is making a run at being elected the Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Stone & Co is pitching the show titled 'Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office' to networks and are currently shooting the pilot.

Levi Johnston For Mayor

Levi admits he was skeptic about the idea which was pitched by Stone & Co execs Scott Stone and David Weintraub, but he's willing to give it a try.

"But the more I think about it and look into it, I think there's a possibility we can make it happen. It's something that I want to do."

He also believes the series will give people a look at the 'real' Levi. What? He's not a total scumbag?

"It's hard to figure me out. You've got to follow me around. I'm very different. I lead a crazy life. But it will basically be both worlds, my life in Hollywood and back home, the real country boy that I am."

If people in that town vote for him, I'm putting a call in to the President and asking if we can drop a bomb on their city. Seriously. If one person besides one of Levi's sleazy friends votes for him, the entire town should be exterminated. Especially after all the lies he told to the media about Sarah Palin and being a complete embarrassment to Bristol Palin which he had patched up his relationship with, and planned to marry. Yeah, that's the guy I want running my town!

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2 Comments

  1. S-DAWG

    A town that is dumb enough to elect Sarah Palin is dumb enough to elect Levi Johnston.

    That being said, I think it's a horrible idea to make a "reality TV show" about someone running for office. Not that politicians aren't totally fake, and not that running for office hasn't turned into a fucking PR blitz - but it really does seem to make a mockery of the entire political process. I guess depending on your political views, that could be a good thing . . . revealing the sham for what it is. But something tells me that Levi Johnston isn't that philosophical.

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    Douche-YES! Fuckable-100%!!!!

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