Michaele Salahi obviously thinks she's a lot more important than she actually is. Michaele and her husband Tareq are interested in cashing in on their White House gatecrashing fame by creating a Barbie Doll that looks like Michaele.

Radar Online reports the secret plan is contained in marketing documents that the duo has touted to prospective business partners.

“The Salahis want to produce a Barbie Doll of Michaele in her red sari dress — the same outfit she wore when ‘gatecrashing’ the White House,” said one source, who was familiar with their grand plan.

“They even, ambitiously, want to sell the rights of the doll to Mattel or another toy maker in the hopes it could generate worldwide sales and become the next Malibu Stacy.”

Tareq and Michaele also want to make Halloween costumes of themselves and I'm wondering what that would entail besides a voice manipulator to make chicks sounds like a dude, just like Michaele. Malibu Stacy? More like Washington Willy. I swear she has a penis.

If this Michaele doll somehow ends up being a real thing, I'll bet Whoopi Goldberg will buy one of her own to turn into a voodoo doll and just sit there and constantly stab the b*tch.