Michaele Salahi wants to have breast augmentation surgery. In her recent In Touch magazine profile, the same feature where the White House party crasher denies being anorexic, Michaele was asked whether or not she'd go under the knife.

Michaele said: "Definitely. I would love to do a whole lot of Botox and maybe get collagen, too. I also think it would be great to have boobs. I'm a B [cup], so I'd get a C. I'm all for anything you can do to make yourself look and feel better." Like starving!

The Real Housewives of DC star also sounds like she's in a rush to get her enhancement: "Hopefully, within the next six months. But my husband doesn't want me to do my boobs!"

No real surprise here. Everything about the Salahis is fake and fraudulent. Michaele is 44 years old; for the life of me, I can't understand why women who have had small chests for decades would feel the need to get big tits. Let it go already and love those A or B-cups. If Michaele wants bigger breasts, maybe she should try eating more than 3x a year: Thanksgiving, Christmas and at the White House. I'm not going to call her anorexic, though, cause I really don't care and, naturally, people who have eating disorders don't think that they have them.

When your man has four chins and looks like he's about to give birth to quadruplets, why not eat some friggin' food?! If Michaele's husband had a banging body, it would make some sense that she'd want to look good also, but he looks like he can put on some red and work as Santa Clause at the local mall in December. This hooker is a joke and big boobs will make her look like she's about to topple over.