August 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

Fantasia's in a nightmare right now and she better hold on tight cause jizz will continue to hit the fan. Oprah has asked Fantasia's boyfriend's wife, Paula Cook, to appear on her show. This is a bit of a dildo slap to the face considering that Fantasia starred in Oprah's Broadway musical "The Color Purple."

Paula, who has taken a leave of absence from her teaching job, is weighing her options.

“Paula has been approached by Oprah’s people to go on her chat show. She still hasn’t decided what she will do though, and she was also approached by Mo’Nique too. There was also the chance for her to appear on a new reality show about spurned women, and she’s considering another option to write a book about the whole Fantasia saga."

Paula also contends that Fanny knew that Antwaun Cook was married when she began dating her husband and got his name inked across her chest and filmed sex tapes with him.

Paula, go with Oprah and get it gurl! I don't think we see many women who are cheated on benefiting very much from infidelity. It is the hookers who home wreck who seem to get more publicity/ fame and opportunities, so if Paula can milk her story, she should go for it!

It wasn't too long ago when Kate Winslet shocked the celebrity gossip world by announcing that she and husband Sam Mendes were ovah. Not too long after, rumors surfaced that she was dating a British model named Louis Dowler, and now we finally have some proof!

Kate was spotted holding hands with Louis Dowler as they hit up Mahiki nightclub in Mayfair where they were together until they headed back to their hotel at 3 a.m. last night in London.

Last month, a source said: "They've been on lots of dates and get on really well. It's early days for them but they enjoy each other's company. Louis has a good sense of humour and really is a lovely guy."

Kate looks ridiculously happy, so I'm guessing that the sex is good. The beginnings of f*ckships are always fun. I like Louis cause he's like a chameleon. He looks hawt in some photos and then he doesn't look so handsome in other pics, which is interesting. You don't know what version of the person you're banging is going to show up to your house on what day, but you're just so excited about it anyway.

"World's first supermodel" and human leather handbag Janice Dickinson had some harsh words for Lady Gaga over the weekend. The heavily botoxed fame whore was apparently outraged by Lady G's mention of her "occasional" cocaine use in the latest issue of Vanity Fair.

"As a recovering addict who knows how dangerous occasional use is, I can think of no reason for Gaga to reveal this to her young audience," Janice told Life & Style Magazine. "She is a f*cking idiot. The way she mentioned cocaine, I think she should really get spanked. You can damage and hurt kids. I'm appalled."

Spanking? Really? Janice is angry, old, and built like a dude. If I were Gaga, I'd be afraid of this mad granny-tranny.

I agree that the drug talk was strange. The Gaga interview made me wonder why she felt the need to mention her use of the nose candy if it really is "occasional." The girl is honest to a fault, but it's nothing take her over your knee about.

When I heard a former Next Top Model judge had cursed out Lady Gaga, I expected it to be about Gaga's questionable fashion choices, not what she puts up her nose. Sounds like "recovering addict" Janice was just suffering from attention withdrawal.

The Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt sex tape scandal is heating up and getting ugly, probably just the way Speidi planned it!

Spencer took to promoting his sleazy directorial debut on Twitter over the weekend, calling it the "Citizen Kane of sex tapes" and encouraging fans to "wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director's commentary and bloopers!" A sex tape in Blu-Ray with director's commentary? We've come a long way since the days of blurry Paris Hilton getting banged by some dude with a cell phone camera. What's next, 3-D?

Not surprisingly, Heidi wasn't too pleased with the thought of her ex treating their sex life like it's friggin' Avatar. She tweeted, "@spencerpratt F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All those exclamation points really help drive the message home.

Spencer replied, "@HeidiMontag Seriously? You're going to start sh*t on twitter?" He later added, "@heidimontag needs to grow up." Ouch. Getting lectured on maturity from a guy who's trying to cash in on your lady bits has gotta be rough.

I would say this feud sounds serious and we can expect an intense legal battle over this sex tape, if it weren't for the fact that Spencer and Heidi were spotted together in Costa Rica last night. Nice try, ya'll. If you're gonna pretend to hate each other, it's probably best to take separate vacations!

On the bright side, Fantasia's third album "Back to Me" will be released this Tuesday and something tells me she'll have the highest debut sales of her career. Her management team is also doing a great job at pimping her out. A VH1 Behind the Music special featuring Fantasia will air THIS TUESDAY and the singer tells everyone that she indeed tried to kill herself.

On why she tried to commit suicide: "I didn't have any fight in me. I didn't care about anything. I just wanted out.At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with – all of it, all of that [expletive]. I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills."

Her manager also said that Fantasia had been crying all day and she texted him, saying 'I love you.' He texted her back 'I love you more.' and then it hit him that she may off herself. Brian, Fantasia's manger said,

"I wrote, 'You better not do anything or think about doing anything stupid.' And I left it at that. About 10 minutes later, Fantasia texted me back, and she said, 'Already did.' I went into Fantasia's room and saw her on the floor, and my heart just dropped."

On why she attempted to off herself: "I was tired of people doing me wrong, constantly, over and over again, dealing with my family – my father, dealing with men and their [expletive] – I was tired. My head was hurting me. I was over it."

On her married boyfriend Antwaun Cook: "When I met him, he was separated ... wasn't living in his home. He didn't want to be back with his wife – that is what I was told. I remember waking up in the hospital [and thinking], 'It didn't work, I'm still here in this hellhole. Still here with all this drama going on.' "

On her new outlook on life: "I realized how people end up in the grave. Because that one moment [snaps her fingers] of just breaking or feeling like I can't, I can't go on, it's too heavy. That was somewhere I don't ever want to go again."

I don't think Fanny should just sit there and say "I don't ever want to go" there again. B*tch needs some help! I worry about what's going to happen to her when jizz hits the fan with Antwaun Cook. However, I'm hopeful and I hope she will gain a strong support system to help her through the tough times. Stay strong, 'Tasia.

Michaele Salahi wants to have breast augmentation surgery. In her recent In Touch magazine profile, the same feature where the White House party crasher denies being anorexic, Michaele was asked whether or not she'd go under the knife.

Michaele said: "Definitely. I would love to do a whole lot of Botox and maybe get collagen, too. I also think it would be great to have boobs. I'm a B [cup], so I'd get a C. I'm all for anything you can do to make yourself look and feel better." Like starving!

The Real Housewives of DC star also sounds like she's in a rush to get her enhancement: "Hopefully, within the next six months. But my husband doesn't want me to do my boobs!"

No real surprise here. Everything about the Salahis is fake and fraudulent. Michaele is 44 years old; for the life of me, I can't understand why women who have had small chests for decades would feel the need to get big tits. Let it go already and love those A or B-cups. If Michaele wants bigger breasts, maybe she should try eating more than 3x a year: Thanksgiving, Christmas and at the White House. I'm not going to call her anorexic, though, cause I really don't care and, naturally, people who have eating disorders don't think that they have them.

When your man has four chins and looks like he's about to give birth to quadruplets, why not eat some friggin' food?! If Michaele's husband had a banging body, it would make some sense that she'd want to look good also, but he looks like he can put on some red and work as Santa Clause at the local mall in December. This hooker is a joke and big boobs will make her look like she's about to topple over.

Montana Fishburne may f*ck well on camera, but I think she has other talents as well. She sounds cut out for a reality TV show or a talk show cause nearly everything she says is completely ass backwards, and I kind of love it.

Montana gave an interview with AOL's Black Voices where she explains how Kim Kardashian has influenced her, why folks should be excited that new porn is coming out (as if new porn only comes out once a decade), her dad, and more.

Black Voices: To what do you attribute to all the hysteria?

Montana Fishburne: People are going to talk no matter what. I'm excited that people are talking about it. I hope everything turns to more positive. I mean, they should be more excited about new porn coming out. I haven't seen a young black female porn star in a long time.

BV: Well, everyone wants to know what your father thinks about it?

MF: I mean, I haven't talked to him directly yet. We have conflicting schedules, so it's been hard. But, he's upset. I hope he supports me. But as soon as I talk to him, you guys are going to hear something.... This is something I wanted to do; it's a goal that I had. I think he'll be proud that I accomplished one of my goals. So if I'm happy, I'm sure that he'll be happy, too.

BV: How has Kim Kardashian really influenced you?

MF: She inspired me to go to Vivid. I always wanted to do porn. That was a given. So when I decided to start getting in to it, to see how I was going to go about it, I looked to her. Kim Kardashian released her sex tape with Vivid. Paris Hilton, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson, all these people. And they're well known for having celebrity sex tapes. And Kim's is the one that did the best. Not did the best, but I felt like she got the most hype and buzz out of it. And she decided not to do porn. I want to do another film. And if I do decide to go mainstream, I feel releasing porn with Vivid is the best company to do it with, because they have other avenues that they deal with. I'm loving Vivid right now. They're the best.

If it weren't for Laurence Fishburne, Montana would be getting no attention, which is why she's using her real last name. What a way to ride your dad's coattails! If she's smart - we know she isn't though - she'll create her own porn company like Jenna Jameson did, instead of sucking up to Vivid. Good luck, boo.

Although it's her job to set people up together, Patti Stanger is looking as qualified as Jennifer Love Hewitt, who also wrote a dating self-help guide, when it comes to her own relationships.

Patti and her boyfriend of over six years, Andy Friedman, have broken up. Patti called off the engagement and she tells Life & Style that she ended things because Andy doesn't want to have kids.

“I want a kid now and Andy doesn’t. My dealbreaker has always been kids. Ever since our first date, he knew I wanted kids, and then something along the way changed. A good guy is out there for me, I know it. A life without kids has no meaning to me. I think the most important job in the world is being a parent or stepparent!”

This story breaks my heart for so many reasons. No one should stay with someone who takes forever to propose. Andy clearly didn't want to be with Patti which is why it took him so long to put a ring on it, and then he was too cowardly to dump her, so he said he doesn't want kids cause he knew she would flee.

Patti is 49 years old and I don't understand why she's talking about having kids now or in the near future as though she won't need to be wheeled in via wheelchair at her children's high school graduation.

It's funny how Patti can be a rude loud mouth about everyone else's f*ckships but she's completely clueless about her own! I think she probably knew it wasn't going anywhere, but she was too busy to branch out and date. I hope she finds that "good guy" who is out there for her, but I think she should just go for a chick cause she's man enough for two parties. She needs to tone it down, like, a few dozen notches if she doesn't want to get an a-hole, which is the only kind of man I think would tolerate her.

Spencer Pratt said "You cannot turn off the Speidi machine" and we've all known that all along, right? Now Spencer's trying to sell Heidi Montag sex tapes, one of which includes lesbian lovin' with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.

As for Karissa Shannon -- she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she's not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she'll sue the pants off him.

If I didn't think that this story was part of Speidi's master plan, I would say that Spencer's attempt to sell Heidi's sex tapes is the very definition of karma - remember Spencer made up a story that her ex-BFF Lauren Conrad filmed a sex tape. Yes, THE Lauren Conrad who told Heidi that she should stay away from Spencer, and now look?! The same thing Spencer did to LC is the same thing he's doing to Heidi!!!!

Spencer is asking Vivid Entertainment for $5 million for his XXX footage of Heidi and Vivid is interested in Heidi's grown folk's business. Spencer and Heidi allegedly met up last Sunday to work things out. Spencer says Heidi must continue to film reality TV shows, or he's selling her sex tapes.

Spencer has an "entire website's" worth of footage, saying, "I will knock Club Jenna out of the water. When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

... Hmmm, yet another clue that Heidi may be secretly co-signing on this - she'll become more famous if she turns to porn. Heidi and Spencer will do anything for fame and they have nothing left to do but release sex tapes. I can't think of anyone else in Hollywood who looks more like a porn star than Heidi does. First a Playboy magazine spread, now some sex videos. Porn is this b*tch's calling. Baby steps.

Let the media frenzy begin! Spencer Pratt is allegedly trying to sell a sex tape he made with Heidi Montag. There's no word on when this homemade porn tape was made, meaning Heidi's pre-Barbie Doll  makeover, or post-Barbie Doll makeover. First Spencer's writing a tell-all book about Heidi, and now this?

Steve Hirsch. the co-CEO of Vivid Entertainment said earlier today that he "just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag. We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal."

Spencer told Us exclusively "I've been making films since I was in the 7th grade. I'm looking forward to people seeing my directorial debut!"

Come on, you saw this coming ever since they filed for divorce! I've got a warm fuzzy feeling that tells me we'll be seeing a lot more of Spencer and Heidi Montag in the news in the upcoming weeks.