LA cops arrested a possible stalker outside Paris Hilton's home this morning. The unidentified man is said to be in his 40s and is currently being held for trespassing and suspicion of breaking and entering. There's no official word from police yet, but Paris says the dude was carrying "two big knives."

Well, that's nice. For once, a crazed man was trying desperately to get into Paris Hilton's house at 6:30 in the morning. Usually they're trying to quietly sneak out at that time.

Because no chance for free publicity should be wasted, Paris spoke with Radar Online immediately following the incident. "What a scary sight to wake up to," she said. "I can't believe the knives he was carrying. Thank god the police arrived quickly."

Is it just me, or does Paris sound like she's reading dialogue from a bad horror movie?

Paris: "Thank God you police arrived quickly and arrested that scary man! What big knives he had!"

Handsome Cop: "Don't worry, Paris. That's the last you'll be seeing of that bad guy...Or is it?" Dun Dun Duuunnn!

On the real, I'm sure that was a pretty scary way to wake up, but until the police report is released, we won't know if Paris was genuinely in danger or just being her usual drama queen self.