Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession on Friday in Las Vegas and the heiress will be facing felony drug charges. Nice!!!!

It all went down like so: Paris was a passenger in the Escalade her boyfriend, Cy Waits, was trying to stunt in and marijuana smoke was coming outta the windows. Genius. A police officer pulled up alongside the Escalade and smelled the pot. He saw Paris trying to roll up her window and he made them pull over.

Paris, who was on a crowded Vegas street, became embarrassed by the spectacle as Cy was being arrested for driving while under the influence of the ganja. Paris then asks for her lip balm, which was in her purse. She also says that she needs to go to the bathroom - simply because she wanted to get away from the gawkers and possibly flush her stash down the toilet.

When Paris goes for her lip balm in HER PURSE, .8 grams of cocaine falls from her bag and into the police officer's hands. Who would have their coke fall into a cop's hands, none other than a cokehead! Paris must have been wasted outta her mind to do such dumb sh*t.

Paris panics!

She says that the purse isn't hers. Paris told the cop the $1,300 cash was hers but "several cosmetic items in the purse were not hers." When asked about the cocaine Paris said "she had not seen it but now thought it was gum." But the purse contains her ID and all her cards and sh*t so she then says “It is my purse but someone was in possession of it earlier.” Which really leaves me clueless.

Mystery cokehead gets to use Paris' purse and mystery cokehead forgets to take out the drug that she needs to get by each day and leaves it with Paris?

If there is a mystery cokehead chick running around Las Vegas, wouldn't the cops demand to know who that person is? I don't get how these 'Someone else did it but I don't know who the hell the someone else is' excuses work?!!!

PARIS IS IN TROUBLE!

District Attorney David Roger is highly unlikely to offer Paris a plea bargain deal on her cocaine possession charge. She is facing a felony drug possession charge that carries a prison sentence of one to four years.

The veteran Clark County, Nevada prosecutor put Simpson behind bars on robbery charges after the former football great beat murder charges in Los Angeles. “Roger won’t tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior."

I don't know how to feel about this, but I think I like it.