Rachel Uchitel Would "Give Up Everything" For Tiger Woods

The woman who caused Tiger Woods to be exposed for the selfish sex addict that he is, Rachel Uchitel wants her ex f*ck buddy back. I was wondering why it was taking Rachel so long to reunite with Tiger! Now that his divorce has been finalized, Rachel revealed that she wants her man whore again.

Mistress #1 said, "I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."

At least this home wrecker is speaking the truth! She clearly would "give up everything" to be with Tiger again: self-respect, self-esteem, pride, dignity and common sense included. I don't think this is about all their hot Ambien sex either. Rachel has a mental illness. She only wants men who are unavailable in every way possible. Tiger is not a monogamous muthatrucka and Rachel is needy. It's doubtful that she would want Tiger to be swinging his club at other chicks while they're together and it's almost like she's forgetting that he was already doing that when he was banging her.

I can't even feel sorry for Rachel. She deserves to continue to get her heart broken because she makes married men her prey and she's completely fine with that.