As we reported yesterday, Snooki's boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, is a moron who somehow thought it would be a good idea to propose to his girlfriend of two weeks by popping the question on a magazine cover. Surprise! He was wrong.

Snooks probably responded to the proposal in her usual fashion - by climbing into a bottle of tequila - but her publicist cleared the air and put Jeffy in his place.

"Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated," the publicist said in a statement. "She is single with no immediate plans to change that."

Not only is she not engaged, she's single! Harsh for Jeff. Funny for the rest of us.

This all comes on the heels of a whole lotta bad rumors about Jeff. Just earlier today, Radar Online reported that Jeff used to frequent swingers clubs and quoted an anonymous friend of his who describes him as a fame-obsessed aspiring actor who's just using Snooks for some free publicity.

Despite, how she sometimes comes across on TV, Snooki is actually no idiot and I think it's safe to say she and Jeff are dunzo. She'd be wise to keep her distance from this douche. He's sleazy even by Jersey Shore standards.