Snooki has reached an all time low as the pint-sized reality TV star was arrested on Friday for disorderly conduct.

Nicole Snooki Polizzi was partying with a beer bong in hand and she fell off of a bicycle. Naturally she was arrested cause, ya know, everyone who gets drunk ends up in handcuffs. Nicole was held in custody for several hours before she was released. She also went out to dinner with one of her Jersey Shore cast members that night.

Call me a diva, but if I ever get arrested, I wanna be looking fierce. When I’m walking into the courtroom to surrender to authorities, I wanna be workin’ my catwalk strut. Nicole looked horrific when she got busted and the cookie diet folks need to sue her a*s for not losing weight.

Snooki’s arrest is a waste of taxpayer dollars. On a sidenote: I can’t wait to hear WTF she has to say about this on Jersey Shore. I hope she’s all drunk off her midget a*s when she records her confessional like how Jenni J-Woww Farley was that one night when she held up a bottle of sumthin and gave a shout out to cold cut meat!

Snooki is all smiles as she leaves jail. You can’t blame her, she’s probably excited about her bonus. This entire “arrest” was probably staged. You know MTV has the cops on speed dial.