The Situation Joins Dancing With the Stars

 

Radar Online, the site that stalks and more than likely pays Jersey Shore sources, confirms that Mike Sorrentino will be a contender on Dancing With the Stars this season.

When I first heard about The Situation on DWTS, I didn't know how to feel about it. I wondered if The Sitch was jumping the shark, but most importantly, when I found out Mike would soon be shaking dat ass on TV, I lost my girl boner, just like that!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Quits 'Jersey Shore'

A man putting on tight pants, buttoned down shirts, and waving his jazz hands isn't hot to me. I also wondered if Mike would make a fool of himself, something that would affect my girl boner too. Then I remembered that Mikey used to work as an exotic dancer/ stripper and he'd give the ladies lap dances and they loved 'em - this dude can dance. Team Mike!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has signed on to join the eleventh series of the top-rating ABC series.

“It’s official – The Situation is taking GTL to the dance floor. Negotiations have been underway with The Situation for some time and an agreement was recently struck.”

The full roster for Dancing With the Stars season 11 comes out next week. Brandy, Audrina Patridge and Michael Bolton are all supposed to compete this year.

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