Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren: Officially Divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren finalized their divorce in Florida today. Radar Online reports that the court proceedings were "ice cold" and the ex-couple "didn't say a word to each other publicly."

The papers were signed at 3 pm today, with the divorce petition stating that the marriage was "irretrievably broken" by Tiger's actions. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. I'm surprised Tiger's wood isn't "irretrievably broken" after sticking it in everything with a pulse the whole time he was married.

Radar says Elin was "subdued" while leaving the courthouse, which is surprising. If I just landed a bajillion dollars of some a*shole's money, I'd be doing backflips in the parking lot.

As a final "eff you" to Tiger, Elin also asked the court to restore her maiden name. Way to go, girl. Now go spend some of that man-whore's money!