True Blood Stars On The Cover Of Rolling Stone: Truly Naked

True Blood stars Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard all dropped their drawers for the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. I had a hard time getting into True Blood during the first season, but after the second, and what's going on in the third, I'm a serious addict and I've decided I want to have sex with all of them. Anyway, enough about my lust for this fabulous show....

In the interview story titled 'The Joy of Vampire Sex', Stephen Moyer compares being bit by a vampire to a chick losing her virginity.

"If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn't one before. It's a de-virginization--breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the vampire blood. And there's something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that's pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive." He laughs a little. "Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?"

I will never look at a vampire blood sucking scene the same way again. And no Stephen, Robert Pattinson is not hot. Any event he goes to, he looks like he just got off of a heroin bender. Not cute in my book. Now that sexy blond Alexander Skarsgard is another story. That fool could suck me dry!