September 2010 News Archive

Halle Berry is in Paris right now with her French boyfriend, and Janet Jackson is there too, proving that rich people like to f*ck in different time zones. Janet and her billionaire boyfriend Wissam were spotted having lunch at Avenue Restaurant before doing some shopping.

I can't believe I manage to find out a new bit of information on this couple every time Janet and her hot dude are spotted somewhere. Wissam Al Mana and Janet met at an event in the Middle East last December where Miss. Jackson performed. Wissam liked what what he saw and he wanted an encore. You know that's how Prince William met Kate. Kate was a model and Prince William saw her struttin' on the runway and he was all like, 'I wanna bang that chick yo!' just like that, but with a British accent, and he got his folks to get them together and make it happen.

Just like Kate Winslet, Janet looks really happy whenever she's spotted with her new man candy. Bonjour.

Kim Zolciak says that her new boyfriend, Atlanta Falcolns player Kroy Biermann, isn't using her for fame. Kim says that Kroy "hates the publicity." Kim also says that things were stressful for him when they first made headlines.

Kim is also still lying about her age like we're stoopid. Joke's on her.

"People keep calling me a cougar. But I'm 32, he's 25. We just have a great connection and we're still together. It's been over 5 months. He's just fantastic. I'm really happy, I'm in a great place... He's great, I mean, he's great with my girls."

Kim also said that he's not like most young athletes. "He's not 25 out partying every night and that kind of thing. He doesn't have that mind frame and maybe that's why it worked. Whether he's younger or not is irrelevant."

Kroy also refused to film scenes for The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 3. "He hates the publicity. When it first hit the fan it was a little stressful for him and I. He's from Montana. He's not into the press. He said no, he's not going to do anymore on camera. He just doesn't like it. At the end of the day we know what goes on behind closed doors. He doing fantastic with or without."

Lady Gaga performed at The Oak Room in the Plaza Hotel last night in NYC and she wore a dress made out of what looks like hair.

Not to be upstaged by a meat dress, Lady Gaga wore fishnet tights, Alexander McQueen heels, necklaces and some hideous cape thing which was supposed to suffice as a dress. 

Her weave looks like something Christina Aguilera would wear and she covered up half of her face with her cheap weave. If only she thought she was pretty, she wouldn't go through so much trouble to distract everyone from her face. Gaga already has a cult following. There is no need for all the gimmicks.

I really don't like Lea Michele, which of course means that I'm "jeloz," talentless and ugly. Somehow, I still find the strength to carry on. Lea, on the other hand, reeks of self-righteous divatude. It was evident when the cast was on Oprah, and various stories have come out indicating that Lea is a conceited snob.

But a tabloid doesn't have to explain why Lea should be knocked off her high horse only to fall into a fresh pile of poop, she does a good job giving nauseating quotes about why she's better than everyone else, including why she feels "very equal to [her] cast." Here are some excerpts from Lea's Marie Claire magazine feature.

On how her teachers were jealous of her: ‘My acting teacher and music teachers didn’t really like me and they kind of ignored me. I think that they were threatened by the fact that I had worked before. Maybe it made them feel uncomfortable.

I would have loved for them to have taught me but maybe they felt like they couldn’t. They just ignored me and didn’t really pay attention to me.’ When asked how that made her feel, Lea says: ’Like they were stupid, that it was pretty silly of them. I’m on a show called Glee right now and I could sing their praises, but unfortunately I don’t have anything to say.’

On how she’s not a diva: ‘I feel very equal to my cast and I feel like I couldn’t do what I do without them.’

On her beauty: ‘Glee has made me feel beautiful. Now when people say that I don’t feel like they’re lying. Glee has shown me that I am beautiful, that I can be beautiful no matter what I look like, what my weight it is. I grew up in a community where what I looked like wasn’t considered beautiful and then I work on this show that proves it doesn’t matter what you look like, that you’re beautiful and that beauty is on the inside… so, yeah, I’m thankful.’

Lea needs to continue to soak it all in because she is a fad, nothing more than a passing trend!

Amber Portwood may not have completely gotten away with the beating she gave Gary. Amber is being investigated by the Anderson Police Department after she was shown slapping, punching, and kicking Gary during this week's episode of Teen Mom.

Anderson Public Information Officer Mitch Carroll spoke to Radar Online about the investigation. 

"We were made aware of the domestic abuse following the episode that aired on MTV. Based on that there was a case drafted and a detective was assigned. The Department of Child Protective Services in Indiana notified us that they had been aware of the incident as well.”

“Once the detective reviews the initial case report...there will need to be interviews conducted with Amber and Gary. Anytime you have photographic or video evidence it helps.”

Ann Houseworth of Indiana Child Protective Services wouldn't comment as to whether an investigation had been launched or not, but she did note that the television footage couldn't be utilized in the investigation “unless we’re called to the scene in fairly short order, as date and time can be changed on video.”

It was shocking to watch her beat on Gary like that and I'm glad they've launched an investigation on the situation but I don't understand why Gary didn't call the cops on her when it happened? He needs to stand up for himself and drop her like a hot turd after eating Taco Bell.

Let me start off by saying Amber Portwood needs her @ss beat. Since she first appeared on '16 & Pregnant' she has had a major attitude and treated her boyfriend Gary like sh*t, and abused him. On this week's episode of 'Teen Mom' she took her anger and abuse to a whole new level.

Gary's mom brought Leah home to Amber with a new set of crib sheets because Leah didn't have any on her bed although she had just about every stuffed toy in the house in that crib! Gary stopped by later and Amber still hadn't put the sheets on and when he asked satan (Amber) why they weren't on the bed, she went on a tangent calling him a fat @ss. Gary did the smart thing and took Leah with him telling Amber he was taking her forever.

Amber decided she had enough of Gary and started moving his things out which is when he showed up and the fireworks began. Amber flipped on Gary telling him he's a f*cking d*ck for taking Leah. As he went to leave, he told Amber she could visit Leah whenever she wants. Amber followed him to the door, slapped him across the head, punched him in the ear, and kicked him while he was going down the steps. This b*tch has totally crossed the line.

I wonder if the cops were called on Amber for the fight, and if not, WHY? She deserves to be charged for domestic violence and Leah should be taken away from her. When have you ever seen her doing anything productive with Leah in the last two seasons of Teen Mom? What have you seen Amber do besides flop her lazy @ss on a couch and nag all day?

Leah is in a bad situation and Amber is a horrible mother. Yep, I said it and there's thousands of folks out there who watch the show that feel the same way. Gary may not be a perfect father, but he's not evil like Amber.

The couple did an interview for the Teen Mom after show and Amber tries to make excuses for her abusive behavior. You can check it out after the jump!

Well surprise, surprise. People magazine is reporting the absolutely shocking news that Heidi Montag has called off her divorce from Spencer Pratt. This is the most unsurprising news I've ever read about these two f*ck tards.

Apparently their time in Costa Rica, and Spencer's arrest for gun charges on 9/11 of all days (jack@ss!), brought the couple together.

"We are back together trying to make things work. Costa Rica really put things in perspective. We do love each other and realized we do want to spend the rest of our lives together."

According to Heidi's attorney Jodeane Farrell, the papers are on their way to court to be filed for dismissal of Heidi's dissolution action.

For all of us that love to hate this trashtastic couple, it looks like we're going to be doing it a while longer. Damn it! 

You can't put two divas on the same show and not expect some b*tching. I saw this coming the moment Jennifer Lopez's name was ever mentioned as a judge!

According to Star magazine, J.Lo's personality is clashing with Ryan Seacrest's and he's already regretting suggesting her as a judge. The cat fights are coming!

“Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is. Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”

The ho is getting paid too much as it is. Nobody deserves to get paid $12 million for one year as a judge, especially J.Lo! They could cut out a lot of the problems with Ryan and Jennifer if they keep them apart while they're both menstruating, and I'm sure he gets his panties in a bunch when J.Lo's makeup looks better than his. I hope we get to see the claws come out between these two on live TV.

Now I understand why Mike Sorrentino is so cocky and happily shows off his abs whenever he can. He's lacking in the penis department! Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson spoke with Star magazine about her one-night stand with 'The Situation' and needless to say, it's not flattering.

"I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes."

Strike one! Melody says the evening started out normal enough and admitted she even imagined what it would be like to be his girlfriend. All of those hopes and dreams went out the window when she got a glimpse of Mr. Winky.

"Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."

Strike two! The Situation has little man syndrome and now I totally understand why he works hard to bulk up other parts of his body... Cause he has no bulk in his Calvin Klein undies.

I've been with a guy who was literally about the size of my pinky and it was the worst experience of my life. I didn't know this until we got down to business, otherwise I would've never done the dirty with him. There are outty bellybuttons that stick out further than the dude's penis that I was with. Sad and pathetic!

Mike, give me a call. I'd like to take a look at your penis and judge it myself.

Farrah Abraham is speaking out about the new OK! magazine cover claiming she's knocked up, and she makes it clear... You gotta do the horizontal mambo to get pregnant!

"No, I am not [pregnant].I don't understand where it comes from because I don't have sex! I don't have time to date. I'm just not ready to be intimate with someone. It's a time in my life where I'm just kind of shut down."