Brittney Jones, 21, claims that she had sex with Ashton Kutcher on his couch while Demi Moore was away shooting a movie. Brittney says that she met Ashton at Lucky Strike in Hollywood.
Demi is hotter than Brittney, but men tend to downgrade when they cheat.
Brittney slipped Ashton her number by writing it on a napkin and giving it to him shortly before he left the bowling alley.
Ashton hit Brittney up and they began texting. Brit Brit said, “I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn’t want to text anything that would get him in trouble. I asked him if he wanted to meet, that’s how we made the plans.”
Eventually Ashton went from sending text messages to having Brittney cum over so he could bone her on his couch just like Jesse James did like the whore that she is. It meant something to Brittney, though. Jones said, “He’s a great lover. Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me.”
Sucks for Brittney! You know she’s probably rubbing one out every night in lieu of her f*ck session with Ashton. These chicks always freak me out when they make sex with someone else’s man sound romantic. You’re a ho, b*tch! Don’t get it twisted.