Angelina Pivarnick Beat Up Jeff Miranda With A Microphone!

As much as I can't stand Angelina, this is all sorts of funny! Radar Online reports Angelina got into a brawl with Snooki's boyfriend Jeff Miranda at a strip club Wednesday night.

Angelina was apparently there filming a web broadcast for Shovio.com at the Sapphire Gentlement's Club, when none other than fame whore Jeff Miranda showed up unannounced and began accusing Angelina of trashing his reputation.

Angelina had recently spoken with Radar about Jeff's relationship with Snooki and said he's just looking for fame. She also claimed he tried dating her but Jeff told show host Chaunce Hayden that he has text messages from Angelina proving they were together.

“Jeff showed me text messages that he said were from Angelina that said something like?I still have feelings for you. Jeff was yelling that Angelina was jealous of his relationship with Snooki and that she is trying to break them up so she can date him.”

That's when all hell broke loose and Angelina went loco on Jeff, whacking him with a microphone and throwing drinks on him. You can read Chaunce Hayden's account of the fight after the jump! It's sooooooooo worth it!

“Angelina grabbed the microphone and started smashing him in the face with it over and over.? She hit him at least three times in his face. She was screaming and swearing, ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re a f**king liar.”

Jeff was sitting when Angelina hit him with the microphone and didn’t try to defend himself.

“He looked stunned. He stood up like he was going to hit her and a group of people stopped him. She took all the booze on the table and started pouring it in his face and blinded him.”

Hayden described the attack as “brutal.” He added, “I never saw somebody get beat that bad. He kept saying ‘I’m going to sue her, I’m going to sue her, but he was barely able to talk his face was so swollen and his teeth looked crooked.”

So what did Angelina have to say after she beat the sh*t out of Jeff?

“She said that felt great and he had it coming for a long time.”

Now this is something I would've liked to have seen play out in front of the MTV cameras! I hope somebody got video of this beat down on their cell phone and posts it online soon!