It's been a rollercoaster ride of a week for Chelsea Handler. On Sunday, she hosted MTV's Video Music Awards, which received record-breaking ratings. The next day, she was blasted by critics who basically said she was the worst host ever. Now today, the talk of the intrawebs is Chelsea's soon-to-be released sex tape and the skank-tastic still photos that have already been released.
Radar Online reported today that the long-rumored tape (It's a literal tape, too. VHS. Chelsea's old.) is about to be sold and could be seeing a release date any day now. But for the people who just can't wait to see Chelsea gettin' down here are some new pictures from the tape that should keep both of you pretty happy.
See what I did there? Seriously, though, who was dying to see all 18 feet of Chelsea getting doggied 90's-style while she dreams about a guest spot on Friends? Probably lots of people, actually. I just personally find her gross.
The footage is part of a pre-fame audition tape and Chelsea claims that the sexy-time was filmed as a joke. Joke or not, there are sure to be a lot of handlers willing to take it seriously, if ya know what I mean.
Having seen the PG-rated parts of the tape, I can say that the sex better be hilarious, because the stand-up is about as funny as the Holocaust.