Danielle Staub Accuses Ex of Abuse, Rape, Killing Her Dog

Danielle Staub is being sued for defamation by her former husband, Kevin Maher. Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate Caroline Manzo has been dragged into the drama and was recently forced to testify in the case. According to the deposition released today, Caroline had some pretty effed-up things to say about the way Danielle claims she was treated by Kevin. In fact, the deposition pretty much reads like a list of the most perverse sh*t she could think of.

"She depicted him as someone who would beat her daily," Caroline told the court. "As someone who put her in the hospital due to the beatings, I want to say on more than one occasion."

That's bad. But it gets much, much worse. Like, don't read this on your lunch break, worse:

"She told a story about being raped on broken glass. One incident, she said that he shot her dog. And then another incident he hanged her dog. I'm confused as whether this was all at the same moment as the rape on the glass with the dog, and inserted a pistol up her vagina and played like a Russian roulette."

Yeah, you just read that. And yeah, you may have picked up on some serious b*tch vibes coming from Caroline, there, which makes sense, because all this testimony is  actually being used against Danielle to prove that she spread slanderous rumors about her ex. Obviously, no one except for Danielle and Kevin knows how much of this is true, and some of it sounds a little ridiculous, but I still kinda feel like this should all be investigated in a criminal trial where Kev's ass could go to jail, not a civil case where we all wonder how much of a bullsh*ter Danielle is.

Danielle could be completely full of it. She's frequently not on speaking terms with reality. But if one part of what she told Caroline Manzo is true, Kev should spend the rest of his days getting violated with a shotgun by Sarah Palin. That'll learn him.