Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have moved into one of Spencer’s mom’s beach houses because they’re so broke. Speidi’s rent was $20k/ month. “The truth is that they are cash-strapped right now and their only real form of income these days is from set-up paparazzi photographs,” the insider said.
It looks like “Spencer’s master plan” was poorly planned. Magazines aren’t very interested in them anymore because everything they say is about as real as Heidi’s tits.
“A lot of the editors know that the recent split story was a complete sham and they realize that there readers can see through it all now too. Heidi believes that they should be getting paid a lot more money and she has become really demanding now too,” the source said.
Did you hear that all? These two only have seconds of their 15 minutes of fame left. Wait! Let me think of some stories Speidi hasn’t faked yet:
- Heidi announces she’s pregnant
- Heidi has a miscarriage, Tila Tequila never-was-pregnant-in-the-first-place style
- Heidi claims that she’s hooked on painkillers, the ones she takes daily to deal with the pain from her plastic surgeries
- Heidi checks into a drug rehabilitation center
- Spencer is caught “cheating” with some ho
- Spencer goes to sex addiction rehab
- Spencer gets a DUI
- Heidi says she’s taking a break from Spencer
- Heidi becomes a born again lesbian for publicity
… Let’s see how many of the items above these two try to pull off over the next few months. My guess is they’ll go for at least a few.