In the interest of living up to the nicknames "The Staten Island Dump" and "Loser Guido Fame Whore," Angelina Pivarnick and Jeff Miranda are believed to be dating and doing all sorts of disgusting things together.

The two have been seen hooking up all over Jersey and were spotted having dinner together last night. When asked if they were dating Jeff replied, "No comment." So, yeah, they are. Gross. This is a new low for two people who started out pretty damn low.

Apparently, the way to Angelina's heart is to treat her like sh*t. She and Vinny were at each other's throats on Jersey Shore hours before she let him squeeze his watermelon through her pinhole. Ange clocked Jeff Miranda with a microphone and threw a drink in his face just a few weeks ago and now she's letting him "get it in." The whole thing smacks of daddy issues and generally being all effed-up in the head.

The way to Jeff's heart is a lot easier to figure out: be somewhat famous and have a vagina. This guy is taking fame whore-dom to a new level.

The real loser here, though, is Angelina. She may think that she's sticking it to Snooki by "stealing" the guy that Snooks wants nothing to do with, but really she's coming off as even more desperate and disgusting than anyone thought, clinging to the last of her 15 minutes by spreading her legs for any Guido with an agent. You're off the show, Ange. Time to move on.