... Yet the world keeps spinning. Kim Kardashian is in need of a new black athlete to bang her because the 29 year-old reality TV star is single.

Kim and Miles "broke up about a week ago," sources confirm exclusively to Radar. Let's just pretend that they were actually a couple at some point cause they had a few dates and that's about it.

The couple called it quits before Kim departed for her European trip. At the moment, they are 100 percent definitely off,” the source said.

How scripted does the "100 percent definitely off" comment sound? That's the perfect set up so that folks won't say Kim is cheating when she's caught with some other guy.

It must be hard being Kim Kardassian cause everyone just wants to tap that and run. It also doesn't help that she has no personality and can't discuss anything but purses, clothes and makeup, but still. She really wants to get wifed up or be in a stable relationship, but she always has to take her big ass somewhere so she can "work"/ pose for pictures, therefore her availability sucks.

I think we'll be hearing about quite a few more of Kim's relationsihps before she's able to settle down. She's an empire now, which makes her dating pool even smaller cause that's intimidating to men.

Good luck finding some new dark meat, Kimmy!