Lady Gaga has two jobs. Her first job title is musician, her second one is full-time dumbass and attention whore.

Lady Gaga is about as subtle Will.i.am at a tea party rally and she wore a bra, underwear, and 10-inch Alexander McQueen heels at JFK airport yesterday while en route to Los Angeles. I don't care how successful this woman is, I would never want to be her.

The sores on her feet must be as big as Heidi Montag's fake tits and I can't imagine how heavy her thick meat dressis or how much many of her costumes weigh. She tortures herself for her fans. I'm sure she loves getting dressed up most of the time, but you can't tell me this chick enjoys having to dig through four layers of clothing just to get to her tampon string.

I think Gaga's in too deep and it's like there's no turning back. We're more interested in WTF Gaga's wearing than her music and she has to keep this sh*t up, at least for now!