Megan Fox, 24, thinks that Brian Austin Green, 37, is the best thing since text messaging and she just can’t stop gushing about him. At the recent Toronto Film Festival where Megan premiered her new movie, Passion Play, Armani’s sexy model pretty much said that Brian is her God.

“Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done. I married my best friend. I’m so lucky to get to be with him every day, and he’s my protector. I feel so safe and happy and completed.”

Famous people want to feel “safe” and that they’ve found someone who doesn’t care about the fame. When they think they’ve found that, they’re often in a race to the altar and you can’t convince me that fear isn’t a factor.

But my skepticism doesn’t revolve around fame, it revolves around Megan Fox‘s age. She began dating Brian when she was 18 and I just don’t recommend signing your life away to one of the first persons you get into a relationship with. I was engaged when I was 20 and I feel like I dodged a bullet. However, no one should take relationship advice from a slut like me. I do call relationships ‘f*ckships’ after all, which pretty much explains everything.