Part woman, part scarecrow, and horse toothed White House party crasher Michaele Salahi will be going nude for Playboy. The publication is clearly trying to throw in the towel by mid-2011 as I have no idea who would want to see this curveless 100-pound looking chick naked. Men in prison perhaps.

Michaele will be disrobing full-frontal style for some photographers with the best jobs in the world later this month. She is reportedly "very excited" about her photospread.

Playboy honchos have not yet determined whether or not Salahi will get the cover ... but she would "love it."

The only way I'd find naked pics of Michaele to be interesting were if she were covered in body paint that made her look like she had some bubes as she flies in the air while hanging upside down from a trapeze.