Nicole Snooki Polizzi's day in court on charges of disorderly conduct, creating a public nuisance, and being criminally annoying, had finally arrived. Nicole showed up wearing a 'WTF was she thinking?' dress, with her locks freshly colored, and her orange tan on point.

Before Snooki was fined $533 and ordered to perform two days of community service, she made a short and sweet apology statement to the po-po.

"I would definitely like to apologize to Seaside cops.. When I saw what happened and everyone told me what happened, I was very embarrassed.. It's never happened before.. I would definitely like to apologize to anyone that I hurt."

Judge Damian G. Murray still got his digs in on Snooki and her growing celebrity status.

"If this was scripted, only you can determine if it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck. If this was your idea of having a good time, it appears your recently celebrity has apparently affected your judgement in this matter."

"You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe in this matter. Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious, and self indulgent is not the way you wanna live your life."

What a tough day for Snooki! She should go home, throw on one of her sexy stretched out bathing suits and bong a few beers to relax.