September 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

You can call Mike Sorrentino a douche until next year, but Jersey Shore's guido with the whiny voice and yellow teeth will be laughing his GTL a*s all the way to the bank. The Situation's iPhone app, titled "The Situation," is among Apple's top 10 grossing applications.

As we previously reported: Mike's app includes a workout plan, a GTL finder (helps you locate the nearest gym or Laundromat), a Situation soundboard, an option to send a message to Mike on his Facebook page, and a game called Grenade Dodger.

Apple spokesperson Adam Matuzich tells The Hollywood Reporter, "It's done extremely well, and we believe it will continue to do so." It was just released last Thursday.

I would say that I want The Situation's app, but I know where the gym is and I hate going to the laundromat. The grenade dodger game sounds fun, but we could all use an actual grenade dodger for when we're drunk. Beer goggles have me thinking that men with a full head of hair are actually completely bald and then I dunno if I should call the cops when they show up at my house for a date. Also, penises look smaller when you're drunk, too. Someone create an app with a digital ruler and I'll be all over it.

Kate Winslet and the dude she looks very happy to be banging, Louis Dowler, appeared together in Spain at Vanity Fair's second anniversary party in Madrid.

Notice where Louis has his hand?! Kate's pregnant, all. You heard it here first... We kid. We're not Star Magazine.

They look very happy and very good together, which kind of makes me wonder: Did Katie pull the plug on her marriage? Does she want to get married again? Is she releasing her inner whore in her early 30's? Kate and Louis' relationship is yet another reason why I think folks shouldn't get tied down when they're young.

They make such a hot couple!

Megan Fox, 24, thinks that Brian Austin Green, 37, is the best thing since text messaging and she just can't stop gushing about him. At the recent Toronto Film Festival where Megan premiered her new movie, Passion Play, Armani's sexy model pretty much said that Brian is her God.

"Getting married was the best thing I've ever done. I married my best friend. I'm so lucky to get to be with him every day, and he's my protector. I feel so safe and happy and completed."

Famous people want to feel "safe" and that they've found someone who doesn't care about the fame. When they think they've found that, they're often in a race to the altar and you can't convince me that fear isn't a factor.

But my skepticism doesn't revolve around fame, it revolves around Megan Fox's age. She began dating Brian when she was 18 and I just don't recommend signing your life away to one of the first persons you get into a relationship with. I was engaged when I was 20 and I feel like I dodged a bullet. However, no one should take relationship advice from a slut like me. I do call relationships 'f*ckships' after all, which pretty much explains everything.

Lady Gaga is a great musician and she's a powerful speaker. The so-not-24-years-old Grammy winning artist is fearless about the causes that she's passionate about.

I'd love to see Lady Gaga in politics in the future, a decade or so down the road. I think she could bring many positive changes if she keeps at it.

I'm impressed by Gaga's captivating delivery. I can't co-sign on her "Go Home" portion of her speech cause if every bigot left the military, or the United States for that matter, only like 2% of the population would be left. We have to learn how to respect each other and our differences, which I think is her point. Gays should be allowed to be openly gay and serve in the military and they should be treated with respect while doing so. If "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is repealed, it most be noted that it's imperative that no openly gay male serving in the military become a target of the alpha male bullies he may work and live with.

Jump in for Gaga's memorable speech!

Last week Adam Lambert chased a photographer and tried to take his camera away. Adam later apologized to his fans for wearing an ugly hat and said that losing his temper felt good. The photographer later filed a battery lawsuit against Glambert.

We previously reported the details, which Adam has now confirmed: Adam posed for pictures for nearly an hour before the photographer told him that he wasn't leaving until Adam leaves the beach. When Adam packed up his things and began to leave, the photogapher provoked him which led to a Glambert chase down and a sudden ginger attack. Don't eff with the gingers!

Adam explains that he "wasn't thinking" when he chased the a-hole. And like any good gay, Adam sounds particularly upset about being photographed when he wasn't at his best. Adam was also mad that the paparazzo came in between him and his "food" and "Pina Colada." Adam and I should wed.

Katy Perry is incapable of not showing off her boobs, even when she's hanging out with Elmo.

Katy went on Sesame Street yesterday to sing a cleaned-up version of "Hot N' Cold" (So the "You PMS like a b*tch" line had to go? How are kids gonna learn about menstruation?), and as usual her massive jugs were on full display.

Seems like Katy's slutty bride get-up made Elmo a little nervous. I don't blame him. We all learned over the weekend that you shouldn't f*ck with Russell Brand's lady. The last thing the world needs is a giant, goth Brit curb-stomping a Muppet. That sh*t would start World War III.

Japanese officials have detained Paris Hilton at the airport for hours and it's not because they want to quarantine the area for rare strains of STDs.

Paris is in Japan on business and was questioned by immigration authorities about her cocaine possession.

Paris' rep tells TMZ, "Paris Hilton was delayed by immigration authorities at a Japanese airport this evening after arriving for business obligations planned many months earlier.  Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn't want to let down her brands and many Asian fans."

But Japan doesn't give a sushi roll about Paris' fans. The country has strict laws about allowing folks with drug convictions into the country.

I think it's insane that the only press Paris gets these days comes from bad publicity. She's been slowing down on her whoring out, which I think has been problematic. She's been dating Cy Waits for months now. When Paris kept boys around for 1 night - 2 months, she wasn't getting into as much legal trouble. I blame a lack of one-night stands.

And Japan: Don't release her! Find a reason not to send her back to the States.

Kate Gosselin has been talking a big game about her "hot" new body lately, so why is it that this picture of her at the beach yesterday made me throw up in my mouth a little?

Looks like Kate picked up a copy of Tara Reid's new workout DVD, Leather Handbag Filled With Cottage Cheese Abs. It works on the principle that sit-ups are more fun if you swallow a big spoonful of Crisco after each one.

Granted, Kate has squeezed out something like 43 kids, but there's something going on in this picture that just ain't normal. She's been going on and on about how "hard she worked" to tone up, but "hard" is not the word that comes to mind when I look at that scary old-lady stomach. Age and motherhood are no excuse. You could show this picture to Betty White and she'd be all, "That b*tch needs to put on a one-piece."

Playboy has offered Jenni Farley $400,000 for nude pics. The offer is for a full frontal photoshoot, not just pictures that show off her breast implants.

The deal is not final and J-Woww's MTV contact may create some obstacles for the reality TV slut.

Radar reports, "Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000," revealed our source. Negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.

I dunno what's taking everyone so long to sign on the dotted line and drop the panties. J-Woww is a hot commodity now, but she won't be for long. The sooner both parties can make this deal happen, the better.

I'm just going to call Jasmine Villegas Justin Bieber's girlfriend cause as far as some of his fans are concerned, she might as well be his wife.

It was backstage at the MTV VMAs when Justin Bieber said that he doesn't have a girlfriend because he's too busy traveling for work. He said that after he rammed his tongue down Jasmine's throat five days prior. Nice.

Jasmine is half Filipino and half Mexican. She comes from Seattle, Washington, and she started singing, she began her career in acting. Before being cast as Justin's love interest in his "Baby" video, she appeared on The Suite Life of Zac and Cody, That's So Raven, My Wife and Kids, a Hilary Duff commercial, Kanye West's video "Jesus Walks," and she made a cameo in Sean Kingston's "Eenie Meenie" video.

Jasmine is signed to Sony records. The girl is cute and lucky!