On last Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore, Sammi Giancola and Jenni J-Woww Farley had a cat fight in the kitchen. Unlike MTV’s other shows, the Shore kids are able to beat their co-stars asses and the producers approve because it’s good for ratings.

After the fight, the Shore kids went outside to discuss what they choose to believe actually happened and who won the brawl. Sammi was bragging that she won, which makes sense. I think we all know she’s part retard at this point. And, like all reality TV shows, a lot of footage was edited out from the actual broadcast. Jump in to find out what you missed!

According to Radar’s “source,” who you know is clearly Angelina Pivarnic, this is what happened:

• “Angelina actually tried to break up the fight in the beginning and got punched in the back of the head. She doesn’t even know who hit her.”

• “While Ronnie was holding J-WOWW down, he scratched her with his fingernails all the way down her face. J-WOWW’s face was swollen from Sammi’s punch and she was really hurt. Not only did two of her fingernails get ripped off but several hair extensions were pulled out too. She was in bad shape.”

• Snooki made a desperate attempt to stop Ronnie from hurting her pal J-WOWW, but that ended up badly for the pint-sized star, another part that was cut out of the televised version.

• “Snooki got hurt.  She was trying to jump in and help Jenni, and got elbowed in the ribs. She was really sore and bruised after the fight.

The source claims that the fight caused a rift between the whole group for a long time. And who’s to blame? I can’t blame Vinny, who said that Angie was talking sh*t which got J-Woww worked up, cause the tension was building between J-Woww and Sammi and JWoww was bound to shove her in the face eventually. And all this over Sammi’s relationship with Ronnie? An idiot and a jerk off who would be nothing without his muscles.