Personal trainer Jackie Warner of Bravo's Thintervention doesn't hold back when it comes to Mike Sorrentino's situation. She says that she does not like his abs!!! I don't either. Finger snap in the shape of a Z, head nod, neck roll, and Beyonce booty shake to one of my favorite lezzies.

Jackie told UsWeekly: "Everybody says Mike's got great abs, I don't like how he's formed. I like a beautiful six or eight-pack, and I like it to pop out on a guy."

Who has fab abs? Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz. Says Warner, "Kellan has the best abs in Hollywood!"

I do think it's harsh that Jackie said that, but Mike deserves it. You can tell that he's an a-hole, or he's becoming more of one now that he's a huge reality TV star. His abs look smooshed into the middle of his stomach and they look slanted and siamese-like, if you will. They are NOT good abs. We don't need to be personal trainers to know that abs aren't supposed to look like deflated tires.

I completely agree with Jackie and although I think what she said is mean, it's not like Mike won't continue to get laid or be successful. He's a cocky douche and his run on Dancing With the Stars will only help him and his retarded looking abs excel. Jackie sounds like she was being a hater, but she speaks the truth.