Good gawd, this story is right up my friggin’ alley! Delaware Republican Senate candidate and Sarah Palin 2.0 uninformed idiot, Christine O’Donnell went out with a man and she told him that she’s a virgin. The man doubted that was true, considering that Christine isn’t exactly 12, but I believe it. She is a witch afterall! Ha.
Christine didn’t mean that she’s literally a virgin. She meant that she’s a “born-again virgin” by choice cause she’s like religious or something.
Gawker reports, Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin. She didn’t explain at the time that she was a “born-again virgin.” She made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night.
But there were signs that she wasn’t very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by. Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep.
For reasons that I won’t get into because I’m already all TMI up in this b!tch and inappropriate, I don’t believe this story is true. I think Christine told him she was a born again virgin and she actually wanted to be a born again virgin that night. This man didn’t not hit that just because she has some kind of forest situation going on, unless he’s gay.
Great story by Gawker, though! This is what investigative journalism should be all about.
