I love Charlie Sheen. He’s a great actor, but he’s also totally f*cked in the head. Charlie ended up in the hospital after a drunken, cocaine filled night with a hooker Tuesday morning when he realized his wallet was missing and went psycho on the prostitute.

People on the same floor of The Plaza hotel where Charlie was staying heard screaming and cussing from inside the room. Ex-wife Denise Richards pleaded with the front desk to call the police and when they showed up, Charlie was so trashed he couldn’t even dress himself.

Sheen was so loaded that cops had to button his shirt for him after telling him to get dressed. He told police that he had been out drinking and doing cocaine earlier before ending up in his suite with the hooker, sources said.