Or, as it's called in Hollywood, a marriage. Yep, to the surprise of no one who's ever actually seen her husband, Christina Aguilera was very interested in the idea of sex with someone who wasn't the proud owner of a jowl-hiding beard, even while she was still married.

Specifically, sources say that during her marriage to Jordan Bratman Christina was really into chicks. And from the sound of it, she was mad lazy about it.

"I was at the Abbey one night when Christina's bodyguard approached me," some random chick told Radar Online. "He said, 'My boss would really like you and pointed to Christina. I met Christina in the bathroom and she said she liked to play with girls. I ended up not pursuing anything because the situation seemed weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up."

"The situation seeemed weird to me"? Ya think? Nah, usually when I go out, some celebrity corners me in the bathroom and comes out of the closet. Happens to everybody!

Apparently, there are a lot of girls with similar stories floating around Hollywood, and according to a few of them, Christina claimed to have an "open marriage." Which, of course, in Hollywood just means "I like to cheat on my spouse, but it's OK because I gave it a weird hippie name." Open marriages are always a good idea. Look how well it worked for Courtney Cox and David Arquette! Maybe things finally went downhill when Jordan realized his wife is bringing home all kinds of high-class trim and he still looks like something that lives underground. Jealousy's a b!tch.