In other news: Christina Aguilera has re-gained her eyesight after years of blindness. Yes, X-tina has finally decided to part ways with her jowly nerd of a husband Jordan Bratman, prompting the rest of the world to respond with a mass, "'bout friggin' time."

According to reports, the couple, married since 2005, have been living apart for months now, but just went public with their split today. No word yet on the cause of the separation, but one of those "anonymous sources" everyone loves so much claims that "over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife." My guess is no one told Christina that even after she cranked out a kid, she'd still have to kiss on that mopey bearded mug and pretend she was attracted to it.

The couple have a 2 year-old son together and are said to be united in putting his needs first. All kidding aside, Christina's no Britney. She's always seemed pretty grounded and mature. I'm sure these two can get their split-up on without effing up their son too badly.