I'd love to make a few withdrawals from the Bank of Bieber cause the prepubescent teen makes more money in one night than most people make in years. Justin Bieber makes a minimum of $300k per concert, according to reports.

The 16-year-old performer earns more per gig than established acts like Sheryl Crow ($146,500), Weezer ($150,000), and Bret Michaels ($64,000).

The Biebs can earn more than $300k, his guaranteed fee, based upon gross box office receipts (GBOR), a percentage of which is provided to Justin after each concert. Also, when promoters provide sound and lighting systems, Bieber doesn't have to pay for that either.

Justin is represented by Creative Artists Agency. He is guaranteed "100% headline billing" and closes out all shows, according to his standard.

So while we're sitting here making fun of Justin's hair and feminine features, he's changing his diapers and using $100 bills for handi wipes. Not bad, midget, not bad. Next goal: Growing tall enough to get on those 'Must Be This Tall' rides at the amusement park.