Khloe Kardashian is running out of things to talk about so she did an "EXCLUSIVE" with Us Weekly about why she's "scared" to have kids. Truly strapped for ideas, the shameless tabloid gives us the following life changing quotes from Mrs. Odom.

Khloe, 26, says, "I want kids, but I'm scared! Kourtney made it look easy, but I don't believe it. I'm scared of the epidural needle in my back! I'm scared of gaining weight and not being able to lose it after." I can't mock Khloe there. Kendra Wilkinson looks like sh!t IMO and I don't think she'll ever be as hot as she once was.

Khloe also says that "Mason is so good, he never cries" and that she doesn't think "that could happen twice" in her family. Like she cares?! She's going to have a live-in nanny anyway.

The last thing Khloe needs is to get pregnant right now. NBA players have a pretty intense schedule and Lamar won't be around very often and she'll have to do a lot of the parenting on her own. I can't even encourage her to pull an Oksana Grigorieva and get preggers for child support money cause Khloe already has her own millions.