After dating for only two months, Maci Bookout was head over heels in love with her new beau Kyle and would marry him in a New York minute if he popped the question. How can she feel that comfortable with a dude who has never had a real girlfriend in his life? Yeah, like he really wants to be tied down.

It’s time to potty train Bentley and boyfriend Kyle showed up right in time for the memorable moment. Kyle told Maci “Him’s not old enough,” which may be the most redneck thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Now I know what they sound like in Nashville, and I don’t think I could handle living around all that twang. That’s basically all Kyle said before heading to bed. I know this shiz is edited, but did he really walk in the door, make his hillbilly statement and turn in for the night?!? WTF kind of boyfriend is that? At least give me a little action before you go to sleep!

Maci’s realizing Kyle’s not ready to wear the daddy hat and has a heart to heart talk about the fate of their relationship. Maci asks Kyle if their relationship was too much too soon and Kyle says “it’s a big weight on my shoulders cause you went from living two hours away to you’re in my pocket 24-7.” Maci points out they’ve only been dating for two months but hillbilly boy thinks that’s a long time, and next thing you know, they are ovah! I guess him’s not old enough for a real relationship.

What was she thinking when she decided to date a guy who has never been in a long relationship, and move two hours closer to him when they had only dated for two months? She’s looking for love in all the wrong places! 

I’m sad they broke up cause I liked Kyle’s goofy lookin’ @ss and hill-jack accent! Oh well, we can at least look forward to some more baby daddy drama with Ryan next week. He’s a douche, but he’s easy on the eyes.