Can any of you think of a better person to star in their own reality show than Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi? She is perfect! Nicole is funny, crazy, emotional, clingy, slutty, needy, likes to get drunk, wants to smush… the list of her qualifications is endless.

Nicole will be starring in a new dating show on MTV. In Touch magazine reports, “They are set to make the big announcement any day now.”

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and some of Snooki’s ex-boyfriends will appear on the show. “One may try to win her heart back, and another may serve as a consultant,” the insider says of the roles her former loves will play. The 22-year-old publicly discussed her intentions to star in a dating show last January.

Poor thing is actually going to fall for these douchebag gorilla jerks too, which will make this mess all the more entertaining. Boys, don’t forget to bring the pickles!