Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend
Anyone who's seen The Social Network knows what a first-class douche-nozzle Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is. That said, the Zuck gave the world the most popular and arguably most important website on the internet (I hope I don't get my account deleted for talking sh!t), and he's a billionaire several times over. He's the classic nerdy a-hole who became rich and famous overnight, so he's probably knee-deep in high-class trim at all times, right? Wrong-o!
That's Zuckerberg with his unfortunate-looking girlfriend Priscilla Chan, and I'm just gonna go ahead and say what we're all thinking: What's the point of being a billionaire if that's the quality of chick you're bringing home? Step your game up, Zuck! I mean Priscilla's not horrible. If one of my friends started dating her, I'd probably smile and say something nice about her personality, but this dude invented Facebook! If there's a movie about your life in theaters, you should probably get with some Victoria's Secret models while the gettin's good. Just sayin'.
Then again, this could all be part of Zuckerberg's attempt to re-build his image in the wake of public reports about his douchiness. He recently went on Oprah, donated $100 mil to a public school system, and now he's trying to show what a regular guy he is by dating a chick who's maybe a 4 or a 5, on a good day. Fail, Mark. This is America. We want our billionaires to date impossibly perfect-looking models who we know will leave them in a second if the money dries up. That's what makes this country great!
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May 19th, 2012 10:36 AM
Whoever wrote this article is super articficial and lame. It is riciculous how someone would write an article like this. He is famous and rich because he has a great taste in women I bet... finding someone who is down to earth, smart and has a self-pride.
October 7th, 2011 1:56 AM
he's a nerd, and the one thing nerds hate is the bitches that ignored him in highschool and college. why the fuck would he share his life and wealth with a gold digging whore?
October 3rd, 2011 8:08 PM
I think she's beautiful...
She could use a style makeover, & excersise a little bit more to get fit. And she could look like a model if she wanted to.
But who really cares? She's a harvard graduate, and I'm sure she has a great personality. & btw, I think they would make adorable babies. :]
September 23rd, 2011 8:24 PM
I think she's beautiful, there are bad pics of everyone. I'm sure anyone who says she's not hot because of a couple pics is the superficial idiot.
August 7th, 2011 8:28 PM
he fucked up
July 29th, 2011 3:24 PM
This is America. We want our billionaires to date impossibly perfect-looking models who we know will leave them in a second if the money dries up. That's what makes this country great!
Totally agree with that.
I think nobody gets the point of this entry lol.
June 14th, 2011 5:00 PM
She looks like a plain/simple person. I'm sure if she wore a ton of makeup and had plastic surgery like the majority of what you call 8-10's, she'd be up there too. I like that she's normal looking. Normal looking couples are the ones that stay together. Hot couples or one super HOT person in the relationship are the ones that almost always end in divorce.
Kudos to Mark for keeping it real, sticking to his girlfriend from college and NOT trying to "upgrade" to a stupid materialistic bimbo who is doctor made.
You guys forget, Mark is a NERD! HE would have nothing in common with a superficial person who solely focuses on her looks. He met his gf in college...they were both going to Harvard. Perfect NERD couple, I'd say!
June 10th, 2011 2:57 AM
She does have huge tits for ana sian chick....would suck them all night, i'm sure Mark does
May 26th, 2011 4:47 PM
Writer of this, and all who agree are ugly people, losers, hypocrites, idiots, superficial tarts. U will probably wake up one day in a bed infested with crabs cuz ur 'sweetheart' trophy wife banged the young pool boy while you went to your crappy menial, fruitless, low-skilled job.
Call me what u will, I won't ever look at this posting again anyway. ;oP
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May 8th, 2011 9:18 PM
HE dated her before he was rich.
he doesnt want to lose all his cash cuz of skank.
heck thats what a 500/hour call girl is for!