Anyone who's seen The Social Network knows what a first-class douche-nozzle Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is.
That said, the Zuck gave the world the most popular and arguably most important website on the internet (I hope I don't get my account deleted for talking sh!t), and he's a billionaire several times over. He's the classic nerdy a-hole who became rich and famous overnight, so he's probably knee-deep in high-class trim at all times, right? Wrong-o!
That's Zuckerberg with his unfortunate-looking girlfriend Priscilla Chan, and I'm just gonna go ahead and say what we're all thinking: What's the point of being a billionaire if that's the quality of chick you're bringing home? Step your game up, Zuck! I mean Priscilla's not horrible. If one of my friends started dating her, I'd probably smile and say something nice about her personality, but this dude invented Facebook! If there's a movie about your life in theaters, you should probably get with some Victoria's Secret models while the gettin's good. Just sayin'.
Then again, this could all be part of Zuckerberg's attempt to re-build his image in the wake of public reports about his douchiness. He recently went on Oprah, donated $100 mil to a public school system, and now he's trying to show what a regular guy he is by dating a chick who's maybe a 4 or a 5, on a good day. Fail, Mark. This is America. We want our billionaires to date impossibly perfect-looking models who we know will leave them in a second if the money dries up. That's what makes this country great!
