Pretty Reckless frontwoman and Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen tries too hard, like, way too hard. The tall 17-year-old with the raccoon makeup covers the latest issue of Revolver magazine dressed like a prostitute ready for combat.

Taylor swears a lot, lights her dog's testicles on fire, and wants to "bring back rock 'n' roll." Not dressed like this, honey. There is nothing original or courageous about Taylor's look. She is simply trying to rebel and get our attention. Which is what you do when you're 17, we just have front row seats as she tries to come into her own. I don't think Taylor knows who she is yet, which is what makes it difficult to buy into whatever the eff she thinks she's selling, which remains uncertain, cause it sure as hell ain't music.