Anne and Jake took it all off for a series of Entertainment Weekly covers and one kinda creepy shot where they look like little kids who just discovered nipples. Normally, this would be a good way to generate some buzz for a film that looks like another cookie-cutter rom-com. The problem is, anyone who wants to see Jake and (especially) Anne’s naughty bits only needs to rent Brokeback Mountain to see the two of them having dusty, hairy 70s cowboy sex. By comparison, a hands-over-boobies EW cover looks pretty tame.
Is it just me or is there something totally un-sexy about these pics? Maybe it’s because they have the exact same hair color and generic rich white person look, but these two just give off a brother and sister vibe here. They’d be more convincing as a couple if they looked nothing alike. Like, Jake and the girl from Precious…those would be some hot pics!
Anyway, Anne and Jake went for hot and landed somewhere closer to corny and vaguely unsettling. It’s kinda like when your aging aunt shows you the slutty, airbrushed glamor shots she had taken at the mall. You wanna say something nice, but all you can think is, “I have no idea how these pictures are supposed to make me feel, but please take them away now.”